EVERY PEPTIDE IN THE FRIDGE
36 peptides the internet won't shut up about, drawn as the vials they are — and what the lore says each one is for.
Vlad (Robinhood)
The Broker
Not a peptide. Owns the fridge you're standing in.
Retatrutide
GLP-1 · GIP · glucagon
Lilly's triple agonist. The boss. Walks past buffets like they owe it money.
Semaglutide
GLP-1
The one that started the food-noise silence. Your aunt knows the brand name.
Tirzepatide
GLP-1 · GIP
Lilly's dual agonist. Two receptors, two medals, one very quiet appetite.
Cagrilintide
Amylin analog
Politely full. Usually seen holding hands with SEMA.
AOD-9604
GH fragment 176-191
The 'fat-burning' fragment of growth hormone. Wipes sweat, tells nobody.
5-Amino-1MQ
NNMT inhibitor
Carries a bathroom scale everywhere. Technically a small molecule. Nobody tells him.
BPC-157
Healing · gut
The medic. Tendon, gut and 'I tweaked my back at the gym' lore. Covered in his own bandages.
TB-500 (Thymosin β4)
Healing · recovery
The athlete. Recovery lore's other half. Never misses a session, the mirror agrees.
Mechano Growth Factor
Muscle repair
Post-workout repair lore. Flexes the bicep with the bandage on it.
IGF-1 LR3
Growth factor
The muscle one. Big arms, bigger belt, gym-forum royalty.
Follistatin 344
Myostatin blocker
Shoulders wider than his cap. The 'no natural limit' lore.
CJC-1295
GH secretagogue
The long-acting GH signal. Wears a stopwatch, plays the long game.
Ipamorelin
GH secretagogue
The sleeper. CJC's roommate. Deep sleep is the whole personality.
Sermorelin
GHRH analog
Stands on tiptoe. The 'natural GH' pitch in every clinic ad.
Tesamorelin
GHRH analog
Tape measure as a belt. The 'stubborn belly' one with an actual approval behind it.
GHRP-6
GH secretagogue
The sandwich. Famous for one side effect: hunger. Old-school gym peptide.
Hexarelin
GH secretagogue
Boxing gloves. The punchy GHRP cousin from the same era.
MOTS-c
Mitochondrial
The exercise-mimetic lore. Never seen walking, only sprinting.
SS-31 (Elamipretide)
Mitochondrial
Lightning-bolt pin. Cell-battery lore for the longevity crowd.
Humanin
Mitochondrial
The elder. Tiny grey beard, walking stick, cheerful about it.
Epitalon
Telomere lore
Holds an hourglass. The 'ages backwards' one biohackers whisper about.
GHK-Cu
Copper peptide · skin
The glow. Spa robe, radiant, in every serum aisle already.
Glutathione
Antioxidant tripeptide
Pearly and sparkling. The 'detox and glow' drip favorite.
Argireline
Cosmetic hexapeptide
Holds a mirror. The 'Botox in a jar' cream ingredient.
Melanotan II
Tanning
The tan. Has not seen the sun in weeks. Bronzed anyway.
PT-141 (Bremelanotide)
Bedroom
The flirt. Rose at the collar, bedroom eyes, will not stop winking at the chart.
Kisspeptin
Reproductive signal
Heart-shaped cap. Upstream of the whole romance department.
Oxytocin
Bonding
Hugging a teddy bear. The cuddle-hormone lore, in vial form.
Semax
Nootropic
Round glasses, thick book. The focus-and-recall nasal spray lore.
Selank
Anxiolytic lore
Lavender sprig, zero stress. SEMAX's calmer sibling.
Dihexa
Cognitive lore
A lightbulb over the cap. The 'brain fertilizer' forum legend.
Pinealon
Bioregulator
Crescent moon charm. Quiet, thoughtful, sleeps well.
DSIP
Sleep
Delta sleep-inducing peptide. Sleep mask, yawning, stars in the liquid.
KPV
Anti-inflammatory lore
The cooler. Puts out every fire in the building, never raises his voice.
Thymosin α1
Immune
Small round shield. The immune-system knight.
LL-37
Antimicrobial
Tiny sword. The body's own antimicrobial, drawn for battle.